Twitter / jakedavidrohde: A tip from my Lean Cuisine …
It should say “Have some dignity and stop eating your food directly out of a fucking box.” But honestly, why waste the water?
Twitter / jakedavidrohde: A tip from my Lean Cuisine …
It should say “Have some dignity and stop eating your food directly out of a fucking box.” But honestly, why waste the water?

Christ. What’s going on in the background there?
The Calculator: “What’s the square root of kicking your ass, Green Arrow?”
Green Arrow: “Uh… I’m not s—”
The Calculator: “GIANT FIST FROM MY FOREHEAD TO YOUR FACE!!”
(via hotmarcus:negativepleasure)

WPMI-TV’s general manager and news director have allegedly been suspended for a week because of this unfortunate conflagration.
(via CNET News)
I guess I can see how this is bad press (it will certainly never leave the internet and will be a mainstay in all of those Top 10 Hilarious Billboards listicles) but should they have been suspended for this? I mean, when they conceived of the billboard do you think the designer was using negative dummy text to sell his idea?
I guess it further drives home the point to those old media companies that there is a new way of thinking.
That said, what’s really wrong with the ad is that it’s sad. The girl seems depressed, and it’s heart-wrenching to contemplate what kept them apart so long and why they’re so tentative around each other. Did he molest her? Was it divorce? Did the mother die? This is a lot to consider in a 30-second ad. (via BrandFreak: Canadian restaurant ad almost impressive in its layers of wrong)
forever-insatiable:loonachic:laydownyourburdens:secretsanta:
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Just signed up! It’s only a $10 maximum exchange, so I’m hoping for some great handmade goodies. :) Everyone on Tumblr should do this.
Hmm…debating about doing it this year.
The 00’s: A Decade from Hell - TIME
Molly Lambert said this is “the Lost Generation” of bloggers and for what its worth i very much agree. i’ll be very glad for this decade to be over.
(via nedhepburn)
It is also the most creatively bankrupt decade in this century. There have been a few bright spots here and there, but the last ten years produced no “new movements” in the arts. 2000 was the dawn of America’s mind-boggling obsession with “celebrity” fueled by (or causing) the explosion of “celebrity” magazines, 24 hour “celebrity” channels, and ultimately a never-ending stream of “celebrity”-focused web-sites. These celebrities for the most part have no skills, no talents, nothing to offer society in the way of art, unless publicly conducting a cartoon version of a drama-laced life is considered “art” by anyone.
During this decade, the studios and networks saturated the market with reality shows and fell into a greed encouraged by the low cost of those productions. The public in turn committed themselves to not only watching the endless stream of shit that is “reality”, but to participating as contestants in any version of base and humiliating scenarios to achieve what most of them feel is the zenith of human existence: appearing on Television. At the same time, with our Government’s help, laws that insured independent production were relaxed and mergers of media giants took place destroying much of creative innovation on broadcast TV. Meanwhile, the studios dedicated themselves to filming sequel upon expensive sequel and movie versions of old TV shows while continuously lowering the total amount of films made.
Like I said, there have been a few bright spots, but overall, this decade will go down as the most creatively-depressed decade of the century.
(via tanya77)
JB for Cultural Ambassador 2010.
(via themattsmith)
But lighten up, it’s just entertainment. Amirite, the matt smith?